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welshcheerleader
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Post by welshcheerleader » Sun Jun 09, 2002 4:59 pm

What du call an Englishman with half a brain?

GIFTED!!

An Englishman tries to connect to the internet through AOL: operator asks what windows du have?
Englishman replies PVC.

I find this joke funny; dont know if u`ll get it though
SWANSEA!
ENGLAND! :lol:
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Post by Chris » Tue Jul 16, 2002 4:48 pm

I didn't find that very funny - probably because I'm English though. Wait til I see you next... :evil:

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Post by serafina » Fri Dec 26, 2003 3:38 am

an english woman and a welsh woman jump off a building - which one lands first?

the welsh - the english woman stops to ask for directions
~Sera~

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Post by catherine » Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:08 pm

lol, good one :D

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Post by Lindsey » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:57 pm

ok im getting really mixed up. i've always lived in England but half my family are welsh! i don't know who to agree with!

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Post by Chris » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:35 pm

You're quite clearly English then :) At least you're on the better side ;)

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Post by catherine » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:52 am

ermmm... no chris shes welsh so :P

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Post by Chris » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:50 pm

Not if she was born in England :)

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Post by catherine » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:53 pm

damn :(

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Post by IWnt2Sing » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:59 pm

LOL :lol: i reakon ur half of each settled?? :P
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Re: England

Post by craigster11 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:45 pm

im born and bread in england so im south west

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